Around when I first heard of Star Citizen, I remember writing a paper on the Mt. Gox data breach and the bitcoin crash. A bitcoin was around $250.

Yup, I blocked them too, not exactly sure why, but they’ve earned a spot on a fairly short list.

Ah yes, they must be playing that other historically accurate plane combat game whose name I totally forgot because it actually doesn’t exist and War Thunder is the only option.

Pretty sure that on average, I write more lines of Python per day than are in this repo at the moment, and I’m not constantly under threat of a cease and decist from arriving at my doorstep.

Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

Alright guys, I think it might be time to close up this community, it won’t be getting better than this.

I have a coworker who thinks I’m this guy cuz it’s apparently absurd for us to add the 5 most popular dependencies on the planet to our environment and I’m sentencing us to the doom of dependency hell.

Instead of actually explaining it, here’s how I like to remember it: If you are measuring something that produces a perfect sine wave, and you can’t take measurements faster than 30 Hz, then you can’t definitively prove that the sine wave repeats faster than that. No matter how many data points you collect, the actual frequency could always be double what your measurements suggest.

It’s so bad it’s almost artistic

Or the police officers who rushed on scene to find a bag of groceries in the back seat…after smashing a window…

Seatbelts are simple. Aside from the big brother distopian nightmare this proposal enables, I’m not convinced such a thing it technically possible.

After 4 years of Trump, I’m done with celebrity politicians for the rest of my life.

In most Batman lore, I’d expect Wayne Enterprises to be #1 out of those 100.

He lasted longer than I would have.

Don’t forget @MargotRobbie@lemm.ee

This meme but unironically

My head canon is that the writers were sick of the DOD interfering and forcing them to write in all these plot points that were real events. The writers went rogue for an episode and spilled the beans. The best part is after the episode aired, they had total immunity because any retaliation would be a confession.

Before I read the headline, I was like “Hey, that’s my hammer, I wonder what this is about!”

“Right around Black Flag, we decided to basically stop all story development in the franchise. In an unexpected turn of events, all the new games have zero story development and people all prefer the old ones now.”

I still have no idea what actually happened in that. I was convinced he was acting the whole thing out at Putin’s request, but then he was killed a week later. IMO, that was the weirdest news story ever.