Well…. You can eat a urinal cake. I’m not sure why you’d want to, and it most certainly wouldn’t be all that fun.

But you could.

exactly. Nobody goes into an interview (especially a live interview) without some agreement on what the conversation will cover.

That’s practically asking to get ambushed.

I support this.

Maybe also slap a locking ball gag on him.

It, was a trap. Definitely a trap. Definitely were set up (with a bunch of cuties!)

Cats are people!

Humans suck, though.

I get annoyed by people reading only the headline and feeling like they have something useful to contribute.

how about people who do nothing except complain?

No my premise is the next is vending machines with firearms. Because dystopian hellholes are like that.

Anyone seriously debating about Biden’s viability already knows Trump would be an awful fucking candidate.

This is like debating the merits of katana vs long words and then wondering why nobody is talking about longbows.

The reason to call the cops right off is so they get there faster.

If the kid is going to die in the seconds it takes to make get them rolling, they’re probably going to die outside the car, too. On the other hand, the sooner they get there, the faster they get advanced care.

Additionally, it provides a bit of legal protection, having dispatch on the phone.

Also, not even animal control will break into a car- they let the cops do that. The last time I dealt with it the cops waited for them to make the call that it was necessary.

There was a puppy in the back of an suv. The window was cracked but the puppy was in a dog crate covered in blankets. The car interior was just under the threshold at like 90 or something, but the crate when they did open it was at like 105. It was a little cocker spaniel that was the sweetest little cuddle-bug.

The assholes left the dog in the back in 90-degree weather to go to a baseball game. The worst part is that they could go pick up the dog after paying a fine. That dog deserved better humans.

I mean… you have a point. The people doing this don’t strike me as all that smart.

It might literally just be a snack machine.

I mean, you’re probably right. But I sort of rather assumed they’d be built like ATMs. which are totally easier to just steal the entire ATM and get the cash out while driving to the next ATM.

Had thought about this.

I wonder how easily these machines are to lift into a stolen UHAUL. Hypothetically one with a hastily installed wire mesh faraday cage… could probably get a lot of easily resold ammo.

It’s like this every year- absolutely packed with muggles!

So…. Basically most of the DNC consultants?

So does that mean we now get an Antipope?

I’m being a bit tongue in cheek, though for the record it’s unlikely that Arthur or Excalibur actually existed. Where it’s known that Roland and Durendal did. (Albeit, without all the fantastic and magical attributes ascribed in the Matter of France).

I’m just a huge nerd and get annoyed when people mix up their magical swords.

Soylent was named for the movie, and given that it’s very unlikely that people would naturally confuse the products… and also the idiots at Soylent would probably find the humor in it (I mean they did name their company after it, too,)

I think it’ll be alright. Maybe, if I were hypothetically rich I’d buy them too.

Remind me again, are those the pieces with the funny hats?

You know. If I was a billionaire… I’d buy the company that makes the wafers and rename it “Soylent Green”.

I wonder how long it would take for people to figure it out.