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Hey, that was my nickname in college!
one singular braincell :3
they / he / she
Hey, that was my nickname in college!
English is weird like that. When I got my degree, they told me to “cum loudly” for some reason ÔwÓ
If I had a time machine, I’d show historical figures drawings of them that are like this, just to see what would happen to our timeline. Maybe they’d love it enough to create catpeople, or maybe they’d press a big, red button.
Snoopy right here is living.
Three Iron Maiden songs? That’s easy! Am I Evil, Smoke on the Water, and Ace of Spades. And I’m sure they have a self-titled song, too.
You didn’t have to, yet you did. Curious.
In addition to what the others already said, sometimes, Lemmy is a little weird and doesn’t load (all) images (happened to a lot of images hosted on the db0 instance a few days ago), and alt texts are really helpful when that happens.
My result is non-binary :3
Oh no, what did they do? Tell me so i won’t make the same mistakes. Unrelated, but I’m a learning-by-doing kind of person 👉👈
And I’ve even got a few memes ready to post… :c
Slutty when I’m drunk. Slutty when I’m high. Slutty when I’m sober. I don’t think it’s the booze.
This is unironically something I’d love to do. Not just to see what humanity will be like in a thousand years (if they’re still around). I want to watch the sun blow up, galaxies merge, and black holes die. Spectator mode with fast forward, basically.
Cuddle with 30 therapists and do drugs with them :3
No, as long as I got to do even one of those things and enjoy it, I’d call it a success
I don’t need therapy, I need to go home, play with Legos, cuddle with 30 cute people, and do drugs
I just cry all the time, regardless of whether I’m showering or not UwU
Ok, how many of them do I have to eat to get a better life? Two bags, three? I’d eat up to five bags of macroplastics if they improved my life. Please.
This might sound dumb and parasocial, but Lemmy feels a lot more personal than Reddit because there are fewer users, and this has really helped me cope a little better with a ton of stress over the last year. Posts like this are part of the reason why I haven’t completely lost it <3