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Actually, it’s pronounced “mortally unsafe”
Actually, it’s pronounced “mortally unsafe”
Well…not anyMORE!!!
HER NOSE IS A HEART!!! AHHHHHH!!!
She looks like she’s pleading with you to sit. There’s a sadness in her eyes that you aren’t sitting properly…
SIT PROPERLY!!! IT’S CATURDAY!!!
…what the fuck could you have said about a cute cat that would get 5 downvotes and mod intervention???
Don’t forget mile high club!
…of coarse, pirates were at sea for months with a boat full of drugs, and no women.
What? You never considered the possibility that old timey pirates were a boat full of gay dudes high off their ass?
Speaking of their asses…
You mean how you plug it in, oops wrong way…flip it…no, right the first time, flip it again, ah, there it goes!
Even USB-C
“HI DAD!!! Let me show you around my new house! So this is the living room, and over here—”
“Yeah yeah yeah, good job. You bought a house. Where are the cats?”
“Uhhh…upstairs I think?”
“Great. Let me know when dinners ready. I’ll be spending time with my loved ones.”
“…okay…dad…”
Who hired Charley Kelly as the chief of safety awareness?
“Oh. Did you need something? I’m kinda busy with my game.”
I like this one.
Me: hmmmmm, marketing idea. Sell the cardboard box for $1,000.
I thought the supreme court just ruled that presidents can do ANYTHING?
…Brazil? Oh.
See Brazil? This is why you need American facism. Your politicians could be doing anything they WANT! Just like ours!
Lets start fighting back.
Thomas Edison offered Nikola Tesla $50,000. It was a lie, but it’s reasonable to believe he COULD have paid that much for the kinds of technology that IS STILL GENERATING HIS COMPANY MONEY TO THIS DAY…
Now. Let’s forget inflation. Lets look at just the numbers.
$50,000.
I don’t have $50,000 today. And Thomas Edison may have been rich, but he wasn’t the richest.
Soooooooo…where are you getting your info from? A crack dealer?
That comma is doing some heavy lifting there…
They say “eat the rich”, but I don’t like raw meat. First we gotta flame broil the rich.
Why’d you cross out the truth, and proceed to lie instead?
Lemmy.World defederated from an instance known as the instance that has all the piracy. Then pushback from the userbase caused them to refederate. Then they defederated a SECOND time. Despite pushback from users AGAIN theystay defederated from them to this day.
So it wouldn’t surprise me if they removed it.
No no…he had it right the first time.
Everybody thinks Biden is an old white man. But if scooby doo has taught me anything, it’s that you can always tie up the person you least expect, and then pull off their mask revealing someone totally different.
So in this regard, we now know that Biden is actually a black woman in disguise. Which is strange, because if Michelle Obama would have run instead of Hillary, I think she would have won. Hands down.