I love this type of thing! There’s also:
“Guess why?”/“Chicken thigh!”
“Guess who?”/“Chicken poo!”
As a kid I also came up with “Guess when?”/“Chicken shin!” “Guess where?”/“Chicken hair!” and “Guess how?”/“Chicken COW!!” but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.
And what do you do if you can’t hold the limes? Why can’t I hold all these limes??
I hope they reply (and that I remember to come back and check again so I can see it,) I’m very interested, too!
Oh my goodness, that little icon is ADORABLE!
Ooh, I looked it up and it sounds interesting. I look forward to figuring it out and experiencing it for myself, thanks! :)
Would you mind sharing a link to it here if it’s not any trouble? (Or your handle if that’s easier for you) I’m always looking for new stuff to check out and new people to follow on Mastodon
You like to see homos naked? That’s cool, man, whatever.
One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!
Does anyone know the source of the art? I love it! (Even moreso because the little mushroom friend has a huge knife for some reason.)
To me they smell like a strong chemical-y smell. A lot like a Sharpie.
Mine, too!
Dammit… Thank you for sharing this.
Here’s a link to the article in the screenshot, in case anyone else was interested in reading it like I was: https://www.freethink.com/futurology/cryogenically-frozen-humans
How neat! Thanks for explaining in a simple and easy to understand way for those of us who aren’t in the know. I appreciate it!
I’m not even 16, why do I feel ancient
I don’t know if this will help you, but I think that’s pretty normal. I felt similarly at your age in some ways and in other ways I felt like a baby, depending on how I looked at things. I still feel that way and I’m twice your age! It’s weird. Growing up is weird. I feel for you. 💖
I just lost The Game?
Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send “I bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!” via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!