Texting 911 that you’re dying is the most Gen Z thing I’ve ever heard of.

Fuck yeah Monkey Island represent!

Apparently it’s a Spanish thing. From the article someone posted below (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/amateur-restorer-botches-carving-spain-180976271/)

Spanish law currently allows amateurs to repair historic artworks—a fact that has led many conservation experts to argue for tighter regulations in the industry.

Doesn’t it kind of feel as if this has reached some sort of end game here? Previously, it has always felt like - yeah, they play dirty, but they keep their bullshit contained to reasonable levels. But recently, it’s just been one absolute blatantly democracy-shattering decision one after another.

Q3 2026 will come around and the AI will report that revenues are down. The CEO will respond the only way they know, by ordering that costs be cut by laying off employees. The AI will report there is no one left to lay off but the CEO.

Fade to black and credits roll.

Lmao that was hilarious. Richard Simmons was absolutely hamming it up.

Yeah, that dude really fucked up the future timeline.

It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.

I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.

You mean the embassy attack that occurred after House Republicans had voted for an embassy security funding package that was $459m (£286m) less than what the Obama administration had requested?

I’m sensing a pattern here. Democrats attempt to govern. Republicans obstruct and make dangerous cuts to programs, resulting in disaster. Republicans attempt to shift blame to Democrats. Just enough swing state voters fall for this shit over and over again, allowing the cycle to repeat indefinitely.

He was recently convicted of 34 felonies. Shit that’s 34 things! You’re right, this is impossible.

Trump straight up said he’d be way worse in the debate, but people were too busy complaining about Biden to listen to what Trump said. He literally said he wants Israel to go even further and finish the job! Anyone arguing to not vote for Biden because they’re concerned for Palestinians is full of shit. Full stop.

That’s what’s mind blowing to me! COVID was way worse than it had to be due to Trump’s lack of leadership. Hell, people don’t seem to remember that he cut pandemic early warning programs before COVID happened.

Yeah, I understand that people are frustrated with inflation and the status quo. Shit keeps getting more expensive and everyone feels like they’re falling behind. It’s easy to blame the current leadership and say Biden isn’t doing enough.

The problem is, Trump and Republicans literally have no solution for this and will only make things exponentially worse. I have this sinking feeling that more and more people are willing to vote for Trump just because they want something different. But to me it feels like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

I hate this so much. I had to call a clinic the other day to ask about medical test results. None of the options on the menu were for that. So I clicked 1 for appointments. Then my options were to reschedule an appointment or to cancel an appointment. No option to go back. I clicked 0 and it hung up on me. Called back, clicked schedule an appointment and it told me to hang up and go online. Fuck me.

Kurzgesagt had a good video about that recently that hit on those same points. Like you said, you don’t want a society of old people with few young people. Then they vote for short term solutions and don’t care about long term problems.

I mean, that already happens now, but even more so.

Also pretty sure Mullin is just the verb form of mullet.

”Hey bruh, how’s the radical new hair growin’ in?"

“Aw you know, dude, it’s mullin’.”

Always has been.

I’ve always loved that Samwise Gamgee line. Makes me tear up every time I read it.