But it’s the keeper who lured the ball in…

Keepers of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose than some points and all the balls to win

Know your limit

Afaik most keepers don’t eat the ball because they don’t technically own the goal and therefore the net. It is the owner of the field who can. But it’s the self interest of the keep to keep the game playing so they won’t let the owner eat it.

This is only my impression and might be totally wrong tho

And for good reason. I have the same color in both eyes and my life sucks

I was told that eyebrows grow very slow and irregular back. It looks very odd for quite a while

That sounds like a lot but have you considered making lemonade and become rich? Just an idea tho.

This is for beginners. I’m so good at gambling, I don’t need to work anymore

True. Sometimes it takes more than one random person on the internet to convince you but they might be part of starting a thought process.

Kids today go outside and still be online instead of being restricted to the basement when chatting to their friends. And they watch series on demand instead of canceling appointments to watch pokemon. They really don’t know what fun is anymore

I’m curious: is it intuitive for you once you know or confusing or funny or all of the above?

POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review

“The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5

True, iirc he made it very clear that he doesn’t subscribe to JKR’s transphobia

Kid named up

Not an e-celeb but I never liked Harry Potter and now I feel like I know it all along

Wow, people translate Zangendeutsch into English

Remindes me of the tweet that said something like “My favorite moment on the internet was when someone said, they believe that people will changed their mind when given evidence. Then I linked TWO SOURCES that said otherwise and they were like I still believe it.”

Or when a hexbearian explained to me that hexbear isn’t toxic at all, it’s just when people refuse to read sources but than it’s their fault for not engaging with the material. Later they refused to open my sources.

Less pedants
You can do better

Your write. Choose you’re battle wisely