If it helps, he probably has heart and liver disease.

Especially if he’s mixing those “vitamins” he sells with the amount of alcohol he drinks

The only time I hear about a new game coming out is when the protagonist or side character is a woman or black and the outrage from right wingers leaves gaming news

Sending nudes to your partner counts as production and distribution of pornography

This obviously deserves the death penalty

Why did god tell that kid to shoot the former president

Don’t they make .22 AR15 style rifles?

I think they’re marketed to children

Those OSU players are dedicated

Every canvas/place event, they get the logo up quickly and keep it absolutely fucking pristine.

It’s amazing.

Tried the game once. Didnt know what I was doing because I ignored all the instructions and didn’t know which song to pick. That’s if I’m thinking of the correct thing.

is homie vaping a newport

I tried this and the guy was dead

His words don’t match his words

Man really called the teacher “mom” twice in a row

Maybe since two countries are involved it counts as world news?

Like if someone smokes weed in a legal state and the smoke blows over to an illegal state the FBI is legally allowed to drone strike them

Not sure where I was going with this, I don’t think any of that is correct

deaddit

WE SMOKIN EUCALYPTUS PIGEON SHIT

Brainfuck was written by his distant cousin Mr Brain Fuck

Man said (verbatim) “wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites”

And when asked to clarify, he doubled down

zip bomb

Finally

Steam phones on my game

Back when lead poisoning wasn’t invented yet and the water supply tasted like I should violently murder a stranger

fair enough

oh my god I can’t breathe

fucking love billy burr